bad chicken, mess you up!

this is what it looks like at night when you leave my kitchen to go into the back yard. notice anything scary in this picture?


yeah, that's right. there's a giant fucking spider (holy shit, is that a wolf spider?) building its base outside my bedroom. after screaming i did what any other man would do...i hit the hell out of this creature with a rake, ran inside and bolted my door. i'm never going to sleep again.