tis, replied aunt helga

to keep up with the style of the time, i'm playing reruns of classic krusty. enjoy.
























i think this was the first time seth had a meal that was sweating. i also seem to recall us saying, "oh no" after eating most meals.









"roar", goes the wig!


as the saying goes, this picture really ages with time.

what i mean is... ahem, they get better and better. you could run for president with this picture, josh .




















this is the best. we had not slept for about two days, were full of hate, and if you look closely enough, you can see josh bleeding acid. i remember on the way to this first restaurant we took a cab after walking half-way there, thus accruing the necessary baseline soggy, sutt level we would carry through the rest of our adventures. the cabby was very happy we were american and put some britney spears on the radio. then he didn't know exactly where the restaurant was, ran down a street to get directions, at which point i believe i said goodbye to my friends, expecting to be mugged and stabbed with a bic pen by the cabby's accomplice. the driver eventually found the place and almost hopped the curb and drove over a concrete barrier to give us door-front service. what a time to be alive


and the thing de la...thing. arms crossed, lots of worry. no camera, no clothes, sensing that we were about to be very cold and drunk for more than one week... god i felt so bad for them. at least i had the selfish insight to take this picture, thus setting the precedent for future trips. next time, you guys capture my humiliation. agreed.

note: if you look closely enough you can see toby saying out loud, "i should have erased those pictures of me masturbating. they must never know."


and yet again, seth's breakfast. isn't this the one he ate whilst stroking?