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so i have a riddle for this blog's installment. well, it's more of a guessing game, really. ok, so here we go: what continues to go bump in the night in chapel hill? i'll give you a clue. it's the title for this blog post. think about it. before scrolling down, try sounding it out.



still can't get it? ok, it starts with "ur." give it a moment.


oh good, you got it! that's right, what goes bump in the night is the sound of urine forming a warm puddle between my legs at 7am.



i think my brain is broken with urine mist, because i really do smell urine everywhere now.
is it possible she knows how upset this makes me?



i miss waking up to this in alaska.







nothing but my own urine, or a bear attack, to spoil a night's sleep.
i love guessing games.