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so last week i went to a hippy wedding and i have been trying to think of something funny to comment about. something funny about hippies, that is.


well, first of all, at this wedding there were hippies. and i suppose this that funny. but not ha ha funny. so i'll get to this later. for now, let's have a viewing chew of the vermont scenery. oh good god! can you notice the lack of manhattan? and there is so little brooklyn. it was a nice change of pace.



here is another barn. this may sound a bit strange, but after driving 8 hours i decided to skip the wedding, stay here at this very barn, raise a family of goats. i know, i know, it's very adventurous and will cost many, many monies. but don't worry, i have a plan to support myself: now get this, i'll start an organic ice cream company called ben and gilhouse and i'll hire one of the local bearded men to sweep the sawdust off the floor and to swab the rotors on the forklift. all i need is a picture for the ice cream containers. can someone please provide a picture of a pint of ice cream with a fat bearded man and a herd or army goats?



ah yes...back to the wedding. so the ceremony was on top of a hippy-hill and we all had to walk. up the hippy-hill that is. we also all had roles in the wedding; i played the part of sans testicles, grew out my hair and wore a purple dress. meagan was an umbrella. we then all played dungeons and dragons on acid and went to a george michael concert. terrifying.


the ceremony was very short and to the point. there was a bit of weeping, but nothing like the weeping that caused me to rampage at te last wedding i went to. te usual "do you take this person to be your slave...yadda, yadda, yadda." quite nice. reminded me when toby became my slave. after this was all over we drove through a deluge to get to the reception. i love the rain, it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.


this is where the reception was held. i stayed in te car and ate mushrooms.


this is my car on mushrooms. as you can see, i parked in the sauna section. actually, this is the oven that made my lobster-stuffed-with-tacos dinner. it's a delicacy in vermont, you know.


and here are some of mego's many dates.


and oh, there were foods. many, many foods. i think this was rocky road. or maybe it was chunky monkey. i'm still learning about hippy foods.


the local newspaper heard i was coming into town and decided to run a story. i think the title of the article was something like, "local man has run-in with blimp!"


and oh, right...two people were married. these are those people. who got married. at the wedding. you with me? right. so, this couple was very nice, and they had to be very patient as the many local hippies came to congratulate them. this is a pic of the bride and groom being showered with gifts. "manure? i thought they would bring diamonds!" is wat she is saying here. well, vermont is an agricultural society.