they mostly come out at night. mostly.

so this past weekend there was a party with many beers. many shot-gunned beers. my friend, crazylegs-xxx, loves parties as much as he loves his taffy. go long crazylegs-xxx.


before the consumption of the beers there was a guac-off. this is claire and chris touching each other's gentitals. crazylegs is still going long, real long.


and then there was a delay because chris fell asleep on claire. claire kept touching his genitals.


while chris slept my hot dog and i attended the guac-off and it was magical. the winning guacamole's secret ingredient was food. genius.


and then the apartment's german friend's roasted a duck-rabbit-horse-barnyard fowl combination animal. i thinkit was called a dinosaur.


and then there was another delay when josh's face imploded. too many hot dogs, i suppose.


eventually we got to play charades. in this pic you can see some guy doing 'baby fish mouth.' i think yung-en is trying to get us to guess 'jackal.'


correction, he's a 'shot-gunning jackal.'


i got tired of the usual shot-gunning experience, and instead decided to eat all the cans. gumball is clearly turned on by my form.


doodle also enjoys a good chew.


josh, on the other hand, went for a dip.


this fellow didn't know you had to open the can to get the beer out. it was humurant.


somehow this gaggle of buttholes drank all the beer and seth and chris had to get more. much more.


all the while the smurfs burned their pagan flames to celebrate liberty.


and my gf practiced drinking two beers at a time. it was a nice party.