i always drink my malk

so the time has come. tomorrow the idiot patrol and i will leave for romania. we have a date with dracula. it should be good. Excelsior!


so this is what i have been up to...the wife and i made dinner. this is the wife.


i went to Massachusetts for a day...


and made a pile of poop for breakfast. yum.


and then i went shopping for romania supplies. i have no idea what i will need, so i just bought a bunch of crap. here is a bottle of urinized shampoo.



and i also got some toothpaste...to paste my teeth, you see.



and then i packed my bottle collection.


and bought myself a floating toothbrush...


and some advil to sooth the many bear attacks and stabbings i am sure to encounter in the carpathian mountains.


i also bought a solidified, ovular cod piece


and how could i forget indy's octopus?


and how could i leave home without my clipper ship?


i also got some playing cards...


and a book about bear attacks...so i know how to react while having my face ripped off.


and the coup de gras...a new bathrobe with...


my name, "esuohlig."


i mean, gilhouse!


and here is the car we rented...looks like a fine deathtrap to me.


i think i'm ready. i just need underwear, socks and some other stuff the wife will tell me about later.


romania here we come!