birthday girl

so toby has finally bagged himself s a homer and is turning an older age today. let us all bask in his warm aging glow.



so here area few things about toby. he has poo fingers...



and although he was spotting raccoons all the way down from the catskills, he in reality cannot see anything. not even a mailbox.

he has yet to master the use of his hands,

but that doesn't stop him from making friends with other disadvantaged, supernatrual friends, like mummies, eskimos, elves and vampires.

but don't cross him, and please keep your hands inside the car,

because he tends to go nuts with the skin (tofu skin) eating.

he has many interests, like looking.

and he's a jack of one trade: pooping (and fixing pooping problems). ok, two trades.

hmmm....what else is there?

well, he's sexually involved with his male friends, so he's not sweating it either.

in conclusion...toby is a land of contrasts.