hello rapist
so i recently themed by bathroom...can you guess what it is?
that's right, it's hello kitty-themed, and i think it was a terrible mistake.
by mistake i mean having a bathroom like this is essentially a concession of my genitals. what girl in her right mind would spend the night after seeing this bathroom?
posted by gilhouse @ 6:36 PM
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A five year old girl.
yes, this was not a good idea. this is the first i have seen of it. it is quite spectacular, but you are going to look like a crazy person.
then they will arrest your older, balder, fatter son.
that's breathtaking. i mean, i was aware that there were some hello kitty themed items in the loo, but i didn't know it was so...complete. well played, creepy old man. well played indeed.
Perhaps it could work for you? Like, you'll know when a young lady is a keeper if she is undeterred by the Hello Kitty bathroom?
In the end, a well-loved Japanese animated character is much less frightening than Shelob (oh yes,the only thing sexier than a hello kitty bathroom is a lord of the rings reference in a blog comment) and her minions lurking in their giant webs in your backyard. You make sure they don't wrap up poor little Indy.
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