i suppose this one looks a bit like me

so the time has come to do actual research for my edward hoagie hands costume. this kid did a pretty good job. below are some other ideas.



friends, please make sure i do not end up looking like this woman/man?



i could always go as normal ol' me.



this costume is called "mac daddy with hat red." i think we may have a wiener.



i don't even get this one.



i suppose this one looks a bit like me.



horrifying.




even more horrifying. this is going to replace the whale in my nightmares.



an out of shape super hero



this is more my speed



this is more josh's speed




ahhh...? i think this costume is a high chair. either that or a prop from some german porn movie where they shit on each other.




i found this pic of eddie and a really hot girl. is she a constellation, maybe taurus? i can't tell if it is funny or terribly disturbing.




this is scissor hands with his friends, william wallace and a krusty burger worker.




the ambiguously gay duo




genius