it's a write-off

so halloween is fast approaching and i need a costume. this is what i have come up with so far...i will dress as a retarded 5 year old who is dressed as a special forces jungle commando. this is the commando's arm band. i think that while this is exceptionally shitty, it is also a good balance offensive and awesome.

seriously. i just got a tattoo and i wasn't sure what to get. i told the woman in the tattoo parlor that i wash myself with a rag on a stick, so she suggested i get a bunch of rags tattooed on my upper arm. i think it came out quite nicely...very realistic. i think my next tattoo will be a butterfly on my ankle.



of course i am kidding. i have already decided to dress up as a distant relative of edward scissor hands...i will be edward hoagie hands and it will be the best night of my life.




i actually got the gilhouse moniker tattooed, and alas, this is what it looks like so far.



people ask what getting a tattoo feels like. well...so far it has taken more than 15 hours to have the gilhouse moniker forever inked into my arm, so i have had much time to think of a way to explain the pain of a tattoo. to me, getting a tattoo is like trying to shit through your nostrils, or being forced to start a brush fire with your testicles.