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so about a month ago josh did something mortal men only aspire to do. that's right, josh broke his record for consecutive days pooping. the previous record was 2, 273 days, and after this picture was taken the new record stood at 2,274. amazing!

when i asked josh about his new record he told me with the confidence of a bull that as the clock approached midnight he never got nervous. when a reporter from the associated press asked josh about his plans for the future he gave one of those cliche answers about "one day at a time" or something like that. don't let the power go to your head josh. nevertheless, you go girl!