i love the rain...it washes memories off the sidewalk of life

for toby's second night we drank scotch and were very classy. i don't like liquor, so i took a swim in this pool of scotch colored water.


josh was so eager to tap into the scotch that he...



built a life-sized model of seth's penis.



the culprit for the following pics. thanks glen!



toby demonstrating how seth pushes his penis ahead of him in a wheelbarrow.



we saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50mph...



and if its speed changed, it would explode!



I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."



my friends sure do like to drink



this is a picture of martin van buren writing the declaration of independence.



this is us converting josh to christianity. toby is pulling out josh's horns and doodle is taking his bags of money.



as per the borat song, toby felt it best to throw josh down a well.



sarah is dancing to that song about the wheels on the bus



in this pic (from left to right): obe one kenobe, jefferson airplane, a hydrofoil, chewbacka, josh, a pair of ice skates, a bar of soap, honey, a cement mixer. i know, i can't believe was got into vassar.



this is a picture of a bird flying into toby's head, like it couldn't avoid it. never seen that before. let's face it, toby is a walking candy apple.



josh was able to stop the bus that couldn't slow down by pulling it out of a trash can...



and he brought it to the bar with us.







i think the bus was having a good time until i finger banged it. gross.




i'm calling daddy





i don't even know what to say about this







the truck thought it appropriate to grab sarah's boobs. awesome.



????????????





josh i guess is a gay homo. either that or a bucked-toothed mummy with bony girl arms...don't worry josh, i am too.







with the all the picture taking i needed to catch up on all the drinking. also, i was thirsty.



my friends are very supportive.



the kicker for the night was when doodle thought it funny to pour a beer on my crotch. look at toby's face...he loves that i'm being humiliated. he knows what that's about.

on a nice mouth feel scale of 1-10 (with 1 being a corpse with gravel in it's mouth, and 10 being a velvet couch covered with whipped cream), i would give this night a 7.