awesome,with a capital "P"

so i have no job (aside from the voyeurism, which we all know pays poorly in the off season) ...but i do play poker. in this pic i'm playing against someone named "no soup for you." i liked that.



and i do enjoy my tv. this is a pic from the story "globe trekker."



in this episode the host, whose name is "cutie mcpretty" went to some island to eat bats. seriously. i think she also saw some turtles.




this is ms. mcpretty being served a boiled bat by a turtle.



gross and awesome.



the purpose of the program is to instruct the audience about other cultures, etc. in this segment, however, i think ms. mcpretty was drinking because instead of eating this winged creature and telling us how it tasted, she freaked out and tried to resuscitated the monster. she then goaded the camera man into playing 'hide the bat', ate the turtle waitress and had a huge freakout when the turtle waitresse's replacement (who was a kracken) tried to trick her with some decaffeinated folgers crystals.



wicked.



eventually, she ate the bat's head and then showed us her ass. so wonder josh loves her.




this reminds me of the last time i had sex (bare in mind this was in the 40's, and back then it was called urinating). the woman's name was hudson hawk and she killed me and left me to rot in a banana leaf. it was awesome. totally better than the time that homeless guy took advantage of me in his cardboard hut/lair.