the eagles' season opener: ish don't think so
this is seth getting pumped up for the eagles' first game of the season. he is playing with what he calls the "oblong pigskin." in case readers of this blog don't speak scientician (that's seth's native tongue), that means, "i have a giant cock."
seth is attempting to demonstrate newton's three laws of motion to josh (he's the one wearing the moo-moo), but josh is having none of it.
josh wanted to celebrate the eagles' first touchdown of the season with bunnicula.
josh is like, "double vas up." bunnicula says, "ish don't think so."
and i thought i was weird.
alas, the eagles pooped in their mouths and lost. it was the blurst of times.
i went home and watched encino man.
posted by gilhouse @ 2:09 PM
3 Comments:
Oh God, is that what I really look like? I thought that jersey was an extra small. No wonder the Eagles lost.
There really is nothing quite like an oversize football jersey and small athletic shorts to make a man look his best.
The sad thing is, those really aren't such small shorts. That jersey is a triple extra large.
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