it's common courtesy. you come in the house, you wipe your wheels.

so what else have i been holding out on? well, for starters...it turns out i'm a stalker. yeah, evidently hiding in bushes, staring from afar, digging through trash and sidling behind people is not only frowned upon, but considered to be "stalking." cool. above is a pic of lucas, indy's new best friend. just look at him jump! man, what an athlete.



indy also spent the weekend with ennie, a boxer who scars the hell out of toby.

also...who was the flash, and how was he different from flash gordon?



this is ennie doing the bundy bounce. "the new....allante!"


having two dogs is something i want for myself, but not yet. i imagine the hobo i pay to marry me will also have a dog, and that should make my life complete. anyhow, getting both dogs to eat their own food is difficult. in this pic we are trying to set up my dining room.

ennie: "why don't we just put these two tables together?"
indy: "no no, you can't do that. they're round... it makes an eight...."



after dinner i found indy sifting through the garbage. (i suppose he gets that from my side of the family.) anyhow, we had a talk, and of course, i recorded it.

Gilhouse: "So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
Indy: "No no no no no. It was not trash."
Gilhouse: "Was it in the trash?"
Indy: "Yes."
Gilhouse: "Then it was trash."
Indy: "It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
Gilhouse: "But it was in the cylinder."
Indy: "Above the rim."
Gilhouse: "Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
Indy: "It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
Gilhouse: "Was it eaten?"
Indy: "One little bite."
Gilhouse: "Well, that's garbage."
Indy:"But I know who took the bite.
Gilhouse:"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."



purrrr


last week i also got to hang out with a human, a nice change of pace for a shut-in such as myself. josh and i went to a bar on smith street and played galaga. well, jo-ho played, and he was quite good.



this is josh giving galaga the knuckle with a counter clockwise swirl. jeez josh, the swirl was so obvious. i would have used the pinch.


i'm about to take the subway and spend some birthday moneys. many moneys...my vast fortune. vast.