i am not the king kong of the mummy world

so i quit the job at the turd store and am now unemployed. to celebrate my friends and i ate tattoo cookies. actually, i haven't seen my friends, or anyone, for quite some time. i think it's about time that changed.


so...i am unemployed, once again, and will have a few weeks off to celebrate before i start school. i celebrated this portentous event with the adding of candle to cake. snacktacular.

i also thought of my next halloween costume. now get this...i think it would be great to dress up as a mummy who has an erection. you see, this is funny because i would have an erection, and it would be wrapped, because i am a mummy. hilarious.


right. so i figured i could do with a bowel obstruction, and i made this disaster buger. as you can see, there is hardly and meat in these gym mats.


it's good to be back in the world of blogging, where nothing could possiblye go wrong. possibly go wrong. that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.