taking the browns to the superbowl, part one

so i woke up at five in the morning to drive down to see toby and our nerdlinger frends in north carolina. the drive took forever and i didn't bother to ask toby for directions, so i suppose that made things a bit worse. when i arrived i had to meet these fellows at a bar where they had already been drinking since 9am, and when i asked toby how to find this bar he essentially told me to turn the car topwise. thanks toby. i at least got to watch the us squad crap in their pants in the second half of their match.


after the us match we retired to toby's to sober up for an hour. here is the man of the hour. i would like to have sex with him, if you get my drift.



this is seth and joshy-poo in front of toby's butt palace. seth is demonstrating how to bend his elbow while josh is trying to figure out who seth is.


like our recent trip to romania, we planned to drink enough to kill an elephant or a herd of large urine monkeys . as such, we ordered a cab to take us to one of toby's local drinking holes.


i needed to get things going, so i ordered beer with a side of beer sauce.


after only one day toby was already tired of seth and his antics. toby is also very tired from the previous night's skin eating. isn't that always the way...you get nuts with the skin eating.


like romania, we felt it important to embrace the local culture. as such, seth ordered the alligator special with a side of bones.


and toby also ordered a southern specialty. i couldn't get a good look at what he got, but i'm pretty sure it was a lizard. either that or chemistry set.


none of us really ate our food, seeing how we needed to save belly room for beers. so it was off to the bar...