so where are we? well, im back in school and i suppose that is nice. and...well, i've been reading toby's blog about the superbowl. and that's nice as well. guh, that's really about it. but oh! indy is back and in full form. welcome back, bubba!
we played poker last week and claire really cleaned up.
since claire was drunk on the power of victory, i had to protect her bosom from the ever-dangerous erin.. i dont guess erin was to happy with this.
and oh! there was a condom wrapper in the couch! man was that exciting. i'm really not sure to whom it belongs, so i'll just say it belongs to chris. (we all know it could not be mine, given my smooth area issue.) evidently. this condom was very attached to our family, and refused to leave our apartment. the more the merrier, i always say.
which brings us pretty much up to date. so let's re-re-re-visit romanija. here is toby's "dessert" from a chinese restaurant in brasov. ick. oh wait, maybe this was a fruitcup...toby? what was this?
here is the herdsman's platter, or something like that.
and yes, here you can see toby and josh being drunk on power.
so there have been many-a-post about the idiot patrol's travails through the romanijan countryside. Since I am currently bestowed with the power of video, I will post some god-like moving pictures of what we saw. (note: video of Seth humping the bedpost not included.)
do you notice the wind sound? Well, it's wind, and it blew. If I can recall, I think we noticed. it wasn't that bad because josh and toby could just head back to our hostel and change into some other wet clothes. so they weren't sweating it either.
Anyhow, do you notice the twirling motion? It was necessary to assist in the digestion of horse, dracula pizza (pizza with tabasco instead of sauce), pear brandy, and, of course, to ensure that we were not being outflanked by roma.
which leads us to a sausage breakfast with...
you guessed it! head bobbing to traditional romanijan music. If you really train your eyes, you can see our skin falling off. ahh, the memories.
and now what replaces the whale in my nightmares...hot babes!
I bet toby would want to show these gals a bad time. am I right or am I right? Anyhow, romanija surely is the land of hot middle-aged women. or hot, young women. either way. these ladies surely helped us in that pee-soaked heck hole.
so i have acquired the intelligence necessary to post videos, and boy howdy....something, something. here is a video of seth and doodle "dancing." unlike the taco bell commercial, seth's "moves" are bad to stay.
talk about being sad, stop, unlucky.
furthermore to this post, i would like to thank the tobs for his information sharingness. here is the conversation he and i had via internet-machine. very funny.
me: hey, homer sexual how do you get youtube stuff from youtube onto blogger? ive been trying, but no good
Toby: ah on the youtube page, there's a line that says "embed." so you copy the stuff that's on that line
me: this better work because i have a video of seth dancing
Toby: ok
me: and the one from you guys in romania, nodding to that song
Toby: do you see the thing that says "embed"?
me: not yet, im waiting for the webpage. doodle and chris ate bull penis last night for dinner
Toby: i see
me: where is this embed thing? top or bottom?
Toby: let me see. ok, it's to the right of the video
me: i see
Toby: there's a line that says "url" and then below that a line that says "embed."
me: stay tuned to my blog in the next 15 minutes!
Toby: ok, but there's more to it. you copy the text from the embed thing, which is "code" i guess. then when you go to your blogger after you choose to start a new post, you'll see that the new post window has a tab for "compose" or "edit html"
me: hmmm
Toby: you'll see it. it normally just goes straight to "compose," because that's the normal thing it's to the right of where you write the title of the post
me: ok ill try
Toby: do you see it?
me: indeed i do
Toby: so you click on the html thing
me: yes...
Toby: and then you paste the code from the youtube thing.
me: good golly this is complicated. or not. either way
Toby: yes
me: i have so many nice things to share. three, really
Toby: now, if you go back into "compose," you won't be able to see the video yet, which is frustrating. but it'll be there when you publish
me: ok its gonna be -7 tomorrow with "snow squalls"
Toby: woof
me: indeed
Toby: ok, have to go to work
me: ok youll be happy in about 10 min, or less
me: ahhh. it didnt work there is just the url of the youtube thing
Toby: that suggests that you didn't put it in the "edit html" section oh, no, i see what you did just went to your site. you copied the url, not the embed thing
me: i...see here goes!
Toby: so there's the url, which is what you have, which is the link t o the youtube site, and the embed thing is below that. it should start with some nonnsense like "object width" and have a bunch of symbols and shit
Toby: i'll look at the internet site when i get to work
me: it is done it worked! just like you said it would liar!
right. so new years happened and it was very nice, particuarly since both sheena and moon-faced eddie munster came to brooklyn. i drank a bottle of champagne, tackled some people (sorry people) and even had a conversation about jam bands. it was very nice.
but new years eve is nothing compared to flying to north toby with the remainder of the idiot brigade. as witnessed by the sign, toby was ready for us when we got there.
and i was more than ready to start binging on southern fast food. here you can see the carolina classic, brought to you by wendys, i believe. i think it s aburger with chili, unidentified meat, slaw and mustard; it was most unarousing, and as such, i had to chase it with two orders of nuggets.
toby took us to all his local haunts; the libary (where he rents up movies), taco bell, the local glory hole, and the local prancing grounds.
seth does not prance, but instead confidently walks to the center of the playing field, bends over and waits for another man to penetrate his butt. toby claimed this never works on this particular field, but seth showed him.
after some athletic gayness we went back to toby's for an extreme elimination challenge. i believe josh won.
yadda, yadda yadda, we ended up in asheville where i did not take a picture of my friends not going into a hooters. i, on the other hand, went into the hooters where i had four pitchers of beer and watched billiards on a tv in the bathroom.
after Asheville we prepared ourselves for a jaunt into the tennessee wilderness. here you can see toby "preparing" with seth.
blogger won't let me post more than a few pictures, so i'll summarily say that we ate at a shoneys, were chased by a pickup of hillbillies wielding pitch forks and barely made it out of gatlinburg with our oily hides.
this is a picture of the blue ridge parkway where i ate a rancid trunk pizza. the drive was great (warm weather, sunshine, golfing across highways and rivers, etc.). the only problem was that every tunnel we passed through we played this game where we had to hold our breaths, but toby(who didn't hold his breath) thought it funny to slow down, which in turn almost killed us. i'll post more soon. eat my wig
